ive never seen anyone capture the feeling of meeting older dykes as well as this
Matilda (movie) remake where Trunchbull looks like one of those hyper feminine bleach blonde Republican women you see on talk shows as the token girl/eye candy. And then Miss Honey is a soft-hearted, handy, tie-wearing Butch.
It is so so important that Miss Honey is also fat.
JANEWAY: Fire the science lasers
SEVEN OF NINE: Captain, I believe if we Borg nanoprobes the problem, then we can explode everything
TUVOK: Sense-oars indicate that would be extremely rad, Captain
JANEWAY: Good, then I can get back to giving the entire crew mommy issues
vs
PICARD: I have spent six hours drinking tea in my floating fortress city in the middle of Federation heartland and I have decided that centrism is right
RIKER: *jazzy trombone solo*
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DUKAT: They say that a good man will kill you without a thought, if he has decided that you are truly evil. What does that say about us, Captain, that we have not yet found cause to end the other?
SISKO: It means that I hold myself to higher ideals that random murder, even of scum like you. I can see how you would find it hard to relate
O’BRIEN: Sir, Quark’s new Furbys have become sentient and eaten the Defiant
god i wish nurses were real but sadly Big Sex made them up to eroticize giant syringes full of pink liquid
What’s your favourite spaceship - not the best just the one that has your heart
The Enterprise no bloody A B C or D
The Enterprise A- D
The Tardis
The Serenity
Battlestar Galatica
The Nostromo
The Millennium Falcon
The Executor
Other - tell me in the tags
Who has a favourite spaceship?
I’ve probably forgotten some very important ones but these are the ones you get to choose from.
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